"I fight like hell to pay as little tax as possible"

i so resourceful

my tax guys 

incredible                                                                                                                                                                                           

my list of income

sickly long 

practically illegeabull

super yachts 

luxury 

brand name tr*mpery

my campaign trail rallies

a fest of fine perfunctory

special thanks to cities 

approving e b 5 development

more hidden legal method 

for wealthy class 

embezzlement

my base of patriots 

think me great

largely unfazed by lies

dismissing my accusers

while i still hear their cries

(help)

miss universe in russia 

year twenty thirteen

profits that i made 

went straight 

to foreign entities

out of it spawned infatuation 

my frennemy 

vladameer putin

enchanted by his methods 

i knew that i could use him

smarter than i sound i 

the king of tax evasion

my problems mostly solved 

engaging in fiscal persuasion

amounts are immaterial  

superficial what i say

because i use a middle man 

on most election days