"And china i like china i just sold an apartment for 15 million dollars to somebody from china"

 

ive always invested in 

china 

seduced by her 

deep pockets

paving the way 

to manipulate 

kim juns big 

rockets

ill threaten him with 

sanctions 

engage him in trade 

war

supported by 

some influences

my cronies sought 

and paid for

executive 

immunity

protecting me from jail 

while i maximized 

my brand exposure

hashtag campaign trial

speaking 

preaching 

to crowds so huge

convincing them of my 

wealth

my vast knowledge of power  

my terrific bill 

of health

symptomatic

brainwashing

conditioning  

their minds

my followers  

ignorance

increasingly

streamlined

mastering  

laundering 

peoples rationality

alleviating their burden 

of facing factuality

falsifying truths

to engineer 

my myths

forging precious gems

like a fugazi 

goldsmith

my knock off hats 

circulating

conservatives 

selling out

justice

morality

all decency 

pulling out

"Weve just launched 59 missiles heading to iraq"

 

there was this fox

news lady 

who asked me some questions

i remembered enjoying dessert 

but not the missiles directions

i told her we launched 59 missiles  

‘heading to iraq’

she corrected looking at me 

as if id smoked some crack

my mind was focused 

on something much bigger

i was sitting at the table 

we had just finished dinner

the most beautiful piece 

of chocolate cake 

you have ever seen

im already getting excited 

for when the cake and i reconvene 

a strange exchange 

awkward smiles 

some hollow uncomfortable laughter

just a taste 

of what its like 

to be one of my staffers

that sums up my meeting  

with president xi

baked goods and missile strikes 

who knows what he thinks of me

at least i didnt choke on it 

like george did on that pretzel

im really only guilty here

of being a bit 

forgetful

"Just to sum up i would do various things very quickly"

no more harassment 

questions

during any of my 

press 

briefings

directives straight 

from fox 

and friends 

so keep the fake news 

leaking

no more public 

knowledge of 

executive 

mansion 

visits

seal the white house logs 

its not the tax payers 

business

marijuana 

still declared 

a schedule 1 substance

while big pharma pushing

opiates

minimal reluctance

well keep prescribing

cycle the capital

call it 

capitalism

rally round my 

fascist flag 

cop out on

patriotism

call women 

disgusting 

blame rosie odonnell

while i treat them all 

like things 

for my little hands to fondle

target female health 

reduce it to  

a talking point

when called on to 

unite the nation 

my instinct says  

disjoint

add to that 

a travel ban 

seven 

muslim 

nations

intoxicated

overdosed 

on my lifes 

libations

against those 

who try to expose me 

i retaliate with a crusade

launch it with 

some mail bombs

all american made