Wednesday, September 29, 2021

"January 20th 2017 will be the day that the people became the rulers of this nation again"

fellow americans 

people of the world

including those at home 

on the bathroom floor 

curled


look at this 

‘crowd of millions’ 

here for inauguration


my first presidential lie 

foreshadowing 

self inflation


this days ceremony 

has very special 

meaning


the balance of power shifts 

now its far right leaning


thank you my privilege 

you are in my god graces

i wish to make america white 


(weve mixed too many races)


beyond political parties 

my disservice will be 

contagious


ill turn a high number 

of resignations 

into something advantageous


more bones for fox 

to chew on 

more national news diversions


while im absent from my duties 

on private business 

excursions


instead of practicing 

safe sense 

i promise to abstain


what surfaces 

disturbs you but 


in power I 


remain

Wednesday, September 22, 2021

"No collusion"

while perpetrating 

fraud i am 

particularly 

cunning 


with respect to my 

finances 

ive not been forthcoming


i failed to 

divulge my debts 

not just the ones domestic


amounts that cant 

be overlooked 

their sums too 

majestic


deep into the tens of millions 

how best to pay them off


becoming head of state 

so my businesses 

take off


was time to tap  

a friendly shoulder 

needed vladamir in the mix


i heard he was 

the one to call 

if youre frantic for a fix


a senior 

in the field 

executive longevity


an endless grasp on power 

his political weaponry


my numerous 

outstanding loans 

once owed to the banks


paid off by my eastern friends 

to russia i give 

thanks


in addition to a puppeteer 

i gained a personal 

creditor


gerrymandering chief 

fellow sexual 

predator


theyll accuse me of 

conspiring 

to rig this big 

election


my assets 

unexposed 

a master of deflection


scrunity of bayrock 

a man  

tavfik arif


who did some 

racketeering but 

hes mostly just

a thief


distanced myself from him 

along with 

felix sater


now too big to 

fail im this nations 

greatest traitor


anti money 

laundering teams 

failed to make the trace


dispatching the d o j 

on a wild goose chase


they hunted for evidence 

ironclad collusion


votes were tallied up 

as i plotted my 

intrusion


two years later

search warrants and subpoenas


a witch hunt circus

in partisan arenas


mueller report submitted

time to face the nation


no collusion

no obstruction

complete exoneration

Wednesday, September 15, 2021

"Its very possible that ill be the first presidential candidate to run for president and make money on it"

irregardless   

of any defaults 

foreclosures or 

bad loans


act as if 

compensate

your cover cant be 

blown


tell them youre a


‘billionaire’ 


demand that they 

repeat it


ingrain it in their 

loser minds 

until they cant delete it


prey on their faith 

put up for sale

their dreams


become 

deface 

all social media

bad jokes 

disturbing memes


be the gossip center

the one they always

talk about


use high pressure 

sales tactics 

forbid them to back out


sell them what 

you think they think

they need 


(give their credence)


never pay them 

what theyre worth 

in spite of legal 

grievance(s)


project yourself 

as confident 

successful and superb 


take their contributions 

kick their morals 

to the curb


keep your head 

above them 

your status will 

soon follow


even if your history 

is hard 

for them to


swallow

Wednesday, September 8, 2021

"I dont need anybodys money im really rich"

 

i took a ‘small sum’ 

(just a million dollars)


partnered with hyatt 

other wealthy 

white collars


started buying properties 

relatively cheaply


once in the oval office 

id be making millions 

weekly


money is terrific 

but ive been in debt too

millions to the banks


but greed 

(and daddy) 

helped me through


not exactly regretful  

for the deaths of my 

three partners


convenient though it was 

to blame my problems on their 

‘departures’


artfully fraudulent 

my potentate unhitched


speaking in sound bites 

give great 

sales pitch


just enough to 

payoff 

lightweight america


whose support made possible

electoral 

esoterica


secret group of 

men  


conspired 

and 

colluded


instead of being drained

the swamp was further 

polluted


my currency circulating 

to countries around 

the globe


most successful 

my attempts 

to fiscally enrobe

Wednesday, September 1, 2021

"I fight like hell to pay as little tax as possible"

i so resourceful

my tax guys 

incredible                                                                                                                                                                                           


my list of income

sickly long 

practically illegeabull


super yachts 

luxury 


brand name tr*mpery


my campaign trail rallies

a fest of fine perfunctory


special thanks to cities 

approving e b 5 development

more hidden legal method 

for wealthy class 


embezzlement


my base of patriots 

think me great

largely unfazed by lies


dismissing my accusers

while i still hear their cries


(help)


miss universe in russia 

year twenty thirteen

profits that i made 

went straight 


to foreign entities


out of it spawned infatuation 

my frennemy 

vladameer putin


enchanted by his methods 

i knew that i could use him


smarter than i sound i 

the king of tax evasion

my problems mostly solved 

engaging in fiscal persuasion


amounts are immaterial  

superficial what i say

because i use a middle man 


on most election days


fifth

i pled the fifth once i was just a witness i pled the fifth twice it was my first deposition i pled the fifth thrice  it was an unscrupulous...