fifth

i pled the fifth once

i was just a witness

i pled the fifth twice

it was my first deposition

i pled the fifth thrice 

it was an unscrupulous attorney

i pled the fifth four times

it was my unscrupulous attorney

i pled the fifth five times

it implicated my inner circle

i pled the fifth six times

it was my bankruptcies 

i pled the fifth seven times

it involved the new york mob

i pled the fifth eight times 

it was the lawsuits piling up

i pled the fifth nine times

it involved my business and affairs

i pled the fifth ten times

it was falsifying documents

i pled the fifth twenty times

it was criminal tax evasion

i pled the fifth thirty times

i was accused of fraud

i pled the fifth forty times

i was accused of rape

i pled the fifth fifty times

it was campaign finance laws

i pled the fifth sixty times 

it was russian interference 

i pled the fifth seventy times 

it was impeachment one and two

i pled the fifth eighty times 

it was executive privilege 

i pled the fifth ninety times

it was my valuations and loans

i pled the fifth one-hundred times 

it was the presidential records act

i pled the fifth two-hundred times

it was grand larceny and corruption

i pled the fifth three-hundred times

it was my ex-wife’s tragic death 

i pled the fifth four-hundred times

it was self-adjudication

i’ll plead the fifth four-hundred more

in lieu of incarceration 

"And china i like china i just sold an apartment for 15 million dollars to somebody from china"

 

ive always invested in 

china 

seduced by her 

deep pockets

paving the way 

to manipulate 

kim juns big 

rockets

ill threaten him with 

sanctions 

engage him in trade 

war

supported by 

some influences

my cronies sought 

and paid for

executive 

immunity

protecting me from jail 

while i maximized 

my brand exposure

hashtag campaign trial

speaking 

preaching 

to crowds so huge

convincing them of my 

wealth

my vast knowledge of power  

my terrific bill 

of health

symptomatic

brainwashing

conditioning  

their minds

my followers  

ignorance

increasingly

streamlined

mastering  

laundering 

peoples rationality

alleviating their burden 

of facing factuality

falsifying truths

to engineer 

my myths

forging precious gems

like a fugazi 

goldsmith

my knock off hats 

circulating

conservatives 

selling out

justice

morality

all decency 

pulling out

"Weve just launched 59 missiles heading to iraq"

 

there was this fox

news lady 

who asked me some questions

i remembered enjoying dessert 

but not the missiles directions

i told her we launched 59 missiles  

‘heading to iraq’

she corrected looking at me 

as if id smoked some crack

my mind was focused 

on something much bigger

i was sitting at the table 

we had just finished dinner

the most beautiful piece 

of chocolate cake 

you have ever seen

im already getting excited 

for when the cake and i reconvene 

a strange exchange 

awkward smiles 

some hollow uncomfortable laughter

just a taste 

of what its like 

to be one of my staffers

that sums up my meeting  

with president xi

baked goods and missile strikes 

who knows what he thinks of me

at least i didnt choke on it 

like george did on that pretzel

im really only guilty here

of being a bit 

forgetful

"Just to sum up i would do various things very quickly"

no more harassment 

questions

during any of my 

press 

briefings

directives straight 

from fox 

and friends 

so keep the fake news 

leaking

no more public 

knowledge of 

executive 

mansion 

visits

seal the white house logs 

its not the tax payers 

business

marijuana 

still declared 

a schedule 1 substance

while big pharma pushing

opiates

minimal reluctance

well keep prescribing

cycle the capital

call it 

capitalism

rally round my 

fascist flag 

cop out on

patriotism

call women 

disgusting 

blame rosie odonnell

while i treat them all 

like things 

for my little hands to fondle

target female health 

reduce it to  

a talking point

when called on to 

unite the nation 

my instinct says  

disjoint

add to that 

a travel ban 

seven 

muslim 

nations

intoxicated

overdosed 

on my lifes 

libations

against those 

who try to expose me 

i retaliate with a crusade

launch it with 

some mail bombs

all american made

"January 20th 2017 will be the day that the people became the rulers of this nation again"

fellow americans 

people of the world

including those at home 

on the bathroom floor 

curled

look at this 

‘crowd of millions’ 

here for inauguration

my first presidential lie 

foreshadowing 

self inflation

this days ceremony 

has very special 

meaning

the balance of power shifts 

now its far right leaning

thank you my privilege 

you are in my god graces

i wish to make america white 

(weve mixed too many races)

beyond political parties 

my disservice will be 

contagious

ill turn a high number 

of resignations 

into something advantageous

more bones for fox 

to chew on 

more national news diversions

while im absent from my duties 

on private business 

excursions

instead of practicing 

safe sense 

i promise to abstain

what surfaces 

disturbs you but 

in power I 

remain

"No collusion"

while perpetrating 

fraud i am 

particularly 

cunning 

with respect to my 

finances 

ive not been forthcoming

i failed to 

divulge my debts 

not just the ones domestic

amounts that cant 

be overlooked 

their sums too 

majestic

deep into the tens of millions 

how best to pay them off

becoming head of state 

so my businesses 

take off

was time to tap  

a friendly shoulder 

needed vladamir in the mix

i heard he was 

the one to call 

if youre frantic for a fix

a senior 

in the field 

executive longevity

an endless grasp on power 

his political weaponry

my numerous 

outstanding loans 

once owed to the banks

paid off by my eastern friends 

to russia i give 

thanks

in addition to a puppeteer 

i gained a personal 

creditor

gerrymandering chief 

fellow sexual 

predator

theyll accuse me of 

conspiring 

to rig this big 

election

my assets 

unexposed 

a master of deflection

scrunity of bayrock 

a man  

tavfik arif

who did some 

racketeering but 

hes mostly just

a thief

distanced myself from him 

along with 

felix sater

now too big to 

fail im this nations 

greatest traitor

anti money 

laundering teams 

failed to make the trace

dispatching the d o j 

on a wild goose chase

they hunted for evidence 

ironclad collusion

votes were tallied up 

as i plotted my 

intrusion

two years later

search warrants and subpoenas

a witch hunt circus

in partisan arenas

mueller report submitted

time to face the nation

no collusion

no obstruction

complete exoneration

"Its very possible that ill be the first presidential candidate to run for president and make money on it"

irregardless   

of any defaults 

foreclosures or 

bad loans

act as if 

compensate

your cover cant be 

blown

tell them youre a

‘billionaire’ 

demand that they 

repeat it

ingrain it in their 

loser minds 

until they cant delete it

prey on their faith 

put up for sale

their dreams

become 

deface 

all social media

bad jokes 

disturbing memes

be the gossip center

the one they always

talk about

use high pressure 

sales tactics 

forbid them to back out

sell them what 

you think they think

they need 

(give their credence)

never pay them 

what theyre worth 

in spite of legal 

grievance(s)

project yourself 

as confident 

successful and superb 

take their contributions 

kick their morals 

to the curb

keep your head 

above them 

your status will 

soon follow

even if your history 

is hard 

for them to

swallow